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Old 10-10-2023, 10:46 AM   #1
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Default The Blonde Prison Break

The Blonde Prison Break

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one was
a brunette, and one was a blonde. They ran for miles until
they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the
hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three
large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for
camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the
barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the
hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he
saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks." The
sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy
kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She
went, "Bow-wow," so the deputy told the sheriff there was a
dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went,
"Meow," so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in
it.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was
no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the
blonde said, "Potatoes."
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