Blonde vs Blonde
This blonde was driving down an old country road when she
spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She
pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car.
Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to
watch the woman for a while.
When she could not stand it any more she called out to the
blonde in the field. "Why are you rowing a boat in the
middle of the field?"
The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because
it is an ocean of wheat."
The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious. She
yells at the blonde in the field. "It is dumb blondes like
you that give the rest of us a bad name."
The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders and
began rowing again.
The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself and
shook her fist at blonde in the field yelling, "If I could
swim, I would come out there and kick your tail!"
