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bluidkiti · 08-18-2024, 10:37 AM

Biscuits for our Office

This one is intended for the "How do these people survive"
pile. I can attest to this one personally.

I walked into a McDonalds one morning to buy a bagful of
breakfast sausage-and-egg biscuits for our small office. One
gentleman in our office didn't eat sausage, so I asked for
one scrambled-egg-only biscuit.

"Sorry, we can't do that." came the reply.

"Why not?"

"It's not on my board, we don't do that."

Thinking surely she had misunderstood me, I tried again:
"All I want is a biscuit with a scrambled egg on it. Surely
you can do that."

"No, sorry, we can't. All we have are sausage-and-egg
biscuits."

Becoming exasperated, I realized I was fighting a losing
battle, and opted to play a hunch. I asked, "Well, can I get
a sausage-and-egg-biscuit, hold the sausage?"

"Oh, sure! That's no problem!" came the gleeful reply...and
back the order went "Sausage Egg Biscuit - no sausage."

08-18-2024, 10:37 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,489	Biscuits for our Office Biscuits for our Office This one is intended for the "How do these people survive" pile. I can attest to this one personally. I walked into a McDonalds one morning to buy a bagful of breakfast sausage-and-egg biscuits for our small office. One gentleman in our office didn't eat sausage, so I asked for one scrambled-egg-only biscuit. "Sorry, we can't do that." came the reply. "Why not?" "It's not on my board, we don't do that." Thinking surely she had misunderstood me, I tried again: "All I want is a biscuit with a scrambled egg on it. Surely you can do that." "No, sorry, we can't. All we have are sausage-and-egg biscuits." Becoming exasperated, I realized I was fighting a losing battle, and opted to play a hunch. I asked, "Well, can I get a sausage-and-egg-biscuit, hold the sausage?" "Oh, sure! That's no problem!" came the gleeful reply...and back the order went "Sausage Egg Biscuit - no sausage." __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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