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Old 07-04-2021, 05:24 AM   #1
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Default Church Instead of Fishing

Church Instead of Fishing

A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began
attending faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going
fishing as was his normal habit.

The pastor was highly gratified and at the end of service
one morning told him, "How wonderful it makes me feel to see
you at services with your good wife!"

"Well, Preacher," said the fisherman, "Quite honestly, it's
a matter of choice. I'd much rather hear your sermon than
hers."
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