Couple Humor - Bluidkiti's Alcohol and Drug Addictions Recovery Help/Support Forums

krafty · 09-19-2013, 12:38 AM

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast.' Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

09-19-2013, 12:38 AM	#1
krafty Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 83	Couple Humor One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast.' Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Daily Humor	bluidkiti	Humor	146	10-04-2024 05:47 AM
Maintaining a sense of humor	bluidkiti	Daily Spiritual Meditations	3	09-06-2013 09:38 AM

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)