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bluidkiti · 02-18-2023, 03:52 PM

Shingles

A man walked into a doctor's office. "What do you have?" the
receptionist asked.

"Shingles," he replied.

She told him to sit down. Soon a nurse called him and asked,
"What do you have?"

"Shingles," he replied.

She took his blood pressure, weight, and complete medical
history. Then she took him to a room and told him to remove
all of his clothes. After a few minutes the doctor came in
and asked, "What do you have?"

"Shingles," the man told him.

The doctor looked him up and down and said, "Where?"

"Out on the truck. Where do you want me to unload them?"

02-18-2023, 03:52 PM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,888	Shingles Shingles A man walked into a doctor's office. "What do you have?" the receptionist asked. "Shingles," he replied. She told him to sit down. Soon a nurse called him and asked, "What do you have?" "Shingles," he replied. She took his blood pressure, weight, and complete medical history. Then she took him to a room and told him to remove all of his clothes. After a few minutes the doctor came in and asked, "What do you have?" "Shingles," the man told him. The doctor looked him up and down and said, "Where?" "Out on the truck. Where do you want me to unload them?" __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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