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Old 01-06-2015, 09:31 AM   #1
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- God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
- Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
- All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
- If all is not lost, where is it?
- It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
- I wish the buck stopped here. I sure could use a few.
- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
- If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
- When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt
We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time!
God says that each of us is worth loving.
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