Why Do I Like Retirement? - Bluidkiti's Alcohol and Drug Addictions Recovery Help/Support Forums

bluidkiti · 08-10-2013, 02:22 PM

Why Do I Like Retirement?

How many days in a week?
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.

When is a retiree's bedtime?
3 hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
It comes with a 10% discount!

Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Tied shoes.

How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it may take all day.

What do retirees call a long lunch?
Normal.

What is the best way to describe retirement?
The never-ending coffee break.

Who do retirees count pennies?
They're the only ones who have the time!

08-10-2013, 02:22 PM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,841	Why Do I Like Retirement? Why Do I Like Retirement? How many days in a week? 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday. When is a retiree's bedtime? 3 hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Why don't retirees mind being called seniors? It comes with a 10% discount! Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? Tied shoes. How many retirees to change a light bulb? Only one, but it may take all day. What do retirees call a long lunch? Normal. What is the best way to describe retirement? The never-ending coffee break. Who do retirees count pennies? They're the only ones who have the time! __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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