Life Support

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Life Support

After the birth of their first child Tom and Sarah decided
it was time to write a will and get their affairs in order.
They went to a lawyer and outlined for him their ideas about
how their estate should be handled.

The lawyer then asked them questions about what medical
means should be employed should they become severely
injured.

Tom spoke up, "I don't want my life regulated by some
machine. I just can't stand the idea of receiving my
nourishment from a bottle."

Sarah took Tom's words to heart. When they got home, she cut
the TV cord and dumped out all of Tom's beer.