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Old 09-08-2019, 08:53 AM   #1
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Are you a parent? Then you'll understand these tweets:

- My 14-year-old made fun of me this morning because I had
to go to work while he had a snow day. So I changed the
Wi-Fi password.

- My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a mom, so I
woke them up at 2 a.m. to let them know my sock came off.

- Daughter: You're invading my personal space. Mother: You
came out of my personal space

- Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who
locked me out of my bedroom today or the one who showed me
how to pick the lock.
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